As If...

Sorting through boxes, I found two stories. I don't know when I wrote this one, or why.

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I was snoring in bed. "Snore, snore, snore." In the middle of the night, I heard screams. Loud screams. As if they someowone were falling from a great height. As if they were in a car driving at 99 miles per hour. As if the car was driving usp upside down. As if their clothes blew up to reveal their underwear. As if their shoe hit their friend in the face. As if they dropped their candy floss on the floor. As if... well, that's about it.

I picked myself up, without dropping back to sleep.